I thought I was going to save the elephants
I ended up saving me.
Hi! I’m Austin! I don’t know how to begin a story like this. You’re probably wondering who I am! WELL I CAN PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE IM WONDERING A WHOLE LOT MORE WHO YOU ARE!!! I know who I am! I’m Austin! I’m me! I really like peanut butter and jelly! I really like string cheese! I’m really amazing! I’m really incredible! No, really. Ever since I’ve been a kid I’ve wanted to be amazing but I didn’t know what I could do. I didn’t know what I could be. And that’s the reason, completely honestly, why I’mtelling you this story.
It’s the true story of how I achieved world peace. I know it may be kind of difficult to believe, what with all the fighting that’s going on right now not just here but across the world, in pretty much every different country. The thing is we’re not so different. At least not as much as people tend to believe. I believe that at the time we’re living in right now we have an incredible opportunity.
And that’s why I’m telling you this story. It’s all about me. It’s about all you want to believe, and why I’m inviting you to my birthday party,
In the summer of 2011, Dole, the huge banana company, invaded Sri Lanka.